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A Story by Walrus 9 years 8 months ago #65259

I went to Tacobell, I ordered a taco. The waiter shrugged and flew on a penguin. The taco was laying on the ground. I want to be a Taco for God.I held the taco in my hand. It felt warm in my hands, like a baby's palm. Tacobell looked at me with a memorizing stare. I looked back. The waiter came back with a batch of chalupas. I want to be a Taco for God he said. He was true. He gave me the chalupas with his sweaty muscular hands and said " Don't betray us, Tacobell is superior to McDonald's and KFC". I cried and whelped, but KFC's fake genetic chicken? He put his cold, antarctic finger on my mouth.
"Shhhh". I did as he said. After all, I want to be a Taco for God. Glen Bell stood there with a rifle, and shot the employee. He was a impostor of the Salads. I cried, he was feeding me salad. Glen Bell was disappointed. I was disappointed. I wanted to be a Taco for God. My dad came and said " You never be a taco ". I called him a " vegetarian". He hit me. Glen Bell vanished.
I want to hold Tacobell up.

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Written and Co-Written by I am the Walrus.

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A Story by Walrus 9 years 8 months ago #65260

This story change my life, thank you walrus.

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A Story by Walrus 9 years 8 months ago #65261

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A Story by Walrus 9 years 8 months ago #65263

teh_xtactic_XR wrote
i wanna be a moderator for god i wanna hold the server up
you made this story all from this comment xD
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 8 months ago #65266

TACO PLEASE
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 8 months ago #65342

Bravisimo! *Throws roses on stage*
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78349

I would like to say thank you all the above people to making this happen 1 month later. I had visions of the taco from the tartarus realm and the comment and this came to be.

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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78350

If I could, I'd buy you a life worth's of Tacos. <3
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78353



I may know how to cry but I never will know how to become a warlus :(
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78355

I hate tacos.
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78359

what a drama




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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78364

I_am_the_Walrus wrote:
Movie coming out in 2018 and being directed by Michael Bay.

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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78423

touching story
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78428

gg taco bell
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78472

*cough* why am I here again?..
oh yea
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 6 months ago #78475

Oh my goodness! I misread it....


Happy 2 months and 4 days anniversary of Taco Prophet.

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A Story by Walrus 9 years 3 weeks ago #124873

As the usurpers take over, the message of the Taco prophet sweeps into the darkness of the forums.
New players have joined and thus have to hear the light that once was the golden age of Taco Prophet.
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A Story by Walrus 9 years 3 weeks ago #124876

oh please. You asked for it!

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A Story by Walrus 9 years 3 weeks ago #124974

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